people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable
"you cold corndog"
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
Peter Capaldi for Radio Times (x)